I blew up my account and went for £17,000 to £600. Wat do next?
Lost 17k on absolute dogshit. In fact, its so dogshit it doesn't even meet the marketcap to be mentioned here.
Anyway, I had two accounts, so when I cut my losses on dogshit, I was left with £500 in one account which I threw into apple and somehow have earnt £20 already.
My other broker, which allows options, has £70 in it. I've not traded for 6 months but now I'm like a crackhead who's missing a hit. I need that rush of trading. I want to be snorting stocks off a hookers cleavage after a 18,000% gain on my £70 because of some 0DTE FD's.
Give me something to do with this £70. I want dogshit bullshit no-nonsense options that are gonna print.