So we decided to gather a lot of funny status messages for Facebook, discord, WhatsApp and more. Oh you are going to love them. REad on.
How easy is it to scare your man. Simple, ask him what day it is.
It is a sad thing that all my jokes about unemployed people do not work.
Your biggest worry should not be on what I am doing but on why you are worried about what I am doing.
I know how best to punish people who are talking behind your back, fart.
You may go far away; I just hope you get to stay there.
I believe my girlfriend was complaining last night that I do not listen to her, or at least she said something close to that.
Funny how children make accidents in darkness but accidents in the dark make children.
When you smell like hidden motives, the best you can do is get away from me.
You just do not know how lucky you are that I am terrified of prison.
Please give me your picture so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas.
I remember how my wife and I were happy 20 years ago
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Funny status messages for Facebook, Discord and WhatsApp