It's too late to cut the burning bush under you, Pharmacist advises those preparing for Valentine
In the spirit of Valentine's, a pharmacist advised Nigerian ladies not to shave anymore because doing that is risky for the operation they would be indulging in on Valentine's Day. He said that shaving a day to Valentine would expose the lady to contracting infections so it is best to leave the bush unshaved.
"Tomorrow is val, you don't want us to rest anymore. This is my advise now. Number 1, treat your infection before you go to that place. It is too late to cut the burning bush under you. It is late already. Because fresh wound can expose you to infections STDs, and STI's. Number 3, pls remember to spread torchlight. Don't go and contract something that is bigger than val. Number 4, Bicham ampliclox is not contraceptive. Number 5, as you lay your bed tomorrow. I'll be here to sell cerelac and others for you in nine months. Have a nice day."
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