These Micheal Jackson jokes will make you laugh so hard

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there are a compilation of Micheal Jackson jokes that's going around and now it time for the rest of the world to learn about it. It will make you laugh so hard that you will piss on yourself.

There is always humour, even in death and since I do not want to break with tradition here are a collection of MJ Jokes as found across the Internet.

Enjoy or be angry, whatever
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Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith.
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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.
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What with Lewis Hamilton winning the F1 world championship, Barack Obama being president of the USA, Will Smith being the world's highest paid actor and Tiger Woods being the world's best golfer, it has never been cooler to be black.

Poor old Michael Jackson must be kicking himself.
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What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children?

The Jackson 4.
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Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death, mourning fans released a white dove in his honour. Well, it was actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition,
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How do you know when it's bedtime in Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Michael Jackson has died ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know who or what you all blame for this, his doctor or stress maybe,

All I can say is…

Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie.

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THANKS BOOGIE!

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Michael Jackson meets a young boy while walking around Neverland Ranch.

"Would you like to see some magic?" asks Michael.

"Sure" says the lad.

"Well for this trick you need to turn around, drop your pants and bend over." says Michael.

So the lad turns around, drops his pants and bends over. Michael stands behind him and asks, "Can you feel my finger going up your ass?"

"I can." replies the lad.

Michael then waves both hands in front of the lad and shouts, "MAGIC!"

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A little boy came home from school and said, "Dad, is God a man or a woman?"
"He is both son, male and female," he replied.
"Is he black or white?" he asked.
"Again, he is both black and white," the father replied.
"Well, is he gay or straight then?" asked the kid.
"Again, God is both gay and straight," he said.
"Dad, is God, Michael Jackson?"

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Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace, he touched generations, It's a shame that they were underage and this was done against their will.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PlayStation PS3?

Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids.
 

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For Sale; single white glove , slightly soiled index finger
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon; Michael Jackson raped children.

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Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.

Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.

"Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.

"What about the kids?" replied Jacko.

"Bleep the kids," said the Pope.

To this, Jacko said, "Have we got time?"

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You know that Michael really is dead, when your 5-year-old son wakes you up at night claiming that he just got 'touched by an angel'.
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I got upset when Janet Jackson finished speaking at Michael Jackson's Tribute.
I thought she was going to get her breasts out again.
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After learning of the possible closure of his Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson has told of his intention to build a brand new dinosaur theme park. He's promised that every kid who visits will leave with a megasoreass.

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It's official that Bubbles is now the second richest monkey in the world,

, second only to Didier Drogba
 

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What has the Chelsea goalkeeper and Michael Jackson got in common?

They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
 

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What are Michael Jackson and Farah Faucet getting for Christmas?

PATRICK SWAYZE
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August!

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What does Michael Jackson have in common with caviar? ,

They both cum on little white crackers.

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What's the difference between Janet jackson and the England cricket team?

England will never get a hold of The Ashes
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Micheal jackson died of a broken heart when he found out BOYS TO MEN were a band not a delivery service
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McDonalds came out with a new sandwich to pay tribute to the king of pop, the McJackson, Its 50 year old meat in between 10 year old buns!

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A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson’s Death… , , … … , …, , . . … . . . . . , . , …. , , . … , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . , . . … , . . . , , . , , , , , , , , , , , , , . . , , . , . . , . . . , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . , , . , , , . . . . . , , … , , , , , , , , , Deep stuff, eh? I nearly cried when he said “. , . . . , , … , , . , , ”

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There are reports now that blanket is the only child of Michael Jackson's that has his DNA in him. the reason being blanket was the only one that would swallow.

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The fact that the president wasn't at Michael Jacksons funural proves once and for all that Obama does not care about white people.